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Ok, Ian and Kelly couldn't help themselves, haha. In this new volume of Ian Hates Movies it's a two-for-one deal! That's right, Ian and Kelly will venture into The Purge and The Purge: Anarchy! Whom will make it out alive...Probably Kelly. This is all in anticipation for the 3rd installment of the series, The Purge: Election Year. Very aptly titled you must agree. Be warned, Kelly needs to "purge" her sinuses with all the pollen affecting her voice! By the time this long episode is over, Ian was probably affected as well! We must purge to cleanse our souls...
Blessed be our New Founding Fathers for letting us Purge and cleanse our souls. Blessed be America, a nation reborn.
Does Ian Hate The Purge and The Purge: Anarchy...The answer may surprise you...
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