Ian Hates Movies Volume #22 (The 5th Wave)

Welcome to Ian Hates Movies and The 5th Wave! 97% of population has been wiped out and the remaining children are being trained by aliens to kill off what's left of humans. Sound interesting but convoluted? Well that's only if you read the book (which Ian did), but if you watched the movie you can take the 'interesting' part away, haha. Unfortunately, this is a case of another translation issue from book to film. Ian and Kelly compare and contrast while also going off on tangents! Of course! Get ready for another YA (young adult) novel with a female lead and some almost love triangles. You're not bored of that predictable formula yet right? Don't forget to review/subscribe/share on iTunes/Stitcher/Google Play Music or any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Does Ian Hate The 5th Wave...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #21 (Goosebumps)

Yeah, no, I know what you're thinking. We're not necessarily reviewing books on Ian Hates Movies. Maybe someday there will be an Ian Hates Books, but that day is not today! Instead, Ian and Kelly are talking Goosebumps the movie starring Jack Black. I know what you're thinking again, but you're going to have to tune in to see if Jack Black has ruined another franchise, haha. Now, of course the books come up, Ian can't help himself. That's just the way it is. Hopefully you'll remember some of the Goosebumps classics because they definitely comes up! Let's just say that maybe Slappy (don't call him a 'dummy'...) shows up! Take that with you to your dreams! Don't forget to review/share/subscribe on iTunes/Stitcher/Google Play Music or any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Does Ian Hate Goosebumps...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #20 (Twister)

Did you know that Twister came out 20 years ago? Oh yeah, that's why Ian and Kelly are talking about it on Ian Hates Movies! Otherwise we'd just start mistaking Bill Paxton movies for Bill Pullman movies like everyone else! You've most likely seen Twister before, so there's really no intro to do, but you know you haven't EXPERIENCED Twister until Ian and Kelly have told you the tale! Tangents and tornadoes you say? Oh my yes! That's what these guys are known for. Hey guys, I think Ian Hates Movies is coming right for us...IT'S ALREADY HERE! See what I did there...you get it. Don't forget to share, review, and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Does Ian Hate Twister...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #19 (Captain America: Civil War)

You had to know Ian Hates Movies was going to do this one! That's right, it's time for Captain America: Civil War! Ian and Kelly have been waiting for this one for a while now. Do we give this movie blockbuster of the summer already and it's not even summer yet?!?!? You know the deal with Civil War so just listen in. Ian and Kelly talk about the movie, the comic books, and slam DC and Batman vs. Superman for being so far below Marvel's superiority, haha.

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Ian Hates Movies Volume #18 (10 Things I Hate About You)

Ian Hates Movies is back and Ian and Kelly have stepped back in their DeLorean to travel to another fictional high school! This time they're discussing 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)! Besides the first quote of the night, Ian and Kelly don't even mention the fashion! That's how much they have to talk about! So why talk about it here? Just listen! Don't forget to subscribe/rate/share on iTunes/Stitcher/Google Play Music or whatever your favorite podcast listening app may be! Ian and Kelly are pretty sure no one hates this movie, but just in case...Does Ian Hate 10 Things I Hate About You...

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Ian Hates Movies Volume #17 (Jurassic World)

After some technical difficulties, Ian Hates Movies is back! This time, it's with a bunch of dinosaurs from Jurassic World chasing us...AAAHHHHH, scary running noises, etc. Ian actually wants to run away from this movie because it sucks! Haha, but Kelly is there to give the other side of the debate. Listen in as Ian and Kelly discuss the soft-reboot of the great movie Jurassic Park! Now that was a movie! Why didn't we do that one? Oh yeah, everyone loves it, that's why! Anyway, you'll enjoy our debates and tangents. You always do! Right? Does Ian Hate Jurassic World...

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Ian Hates Movies Volume #16 (The Faculty)

It seems like forever (though it's only been a week), but Ian Hates Movies is back! This time, Ian and Kelly talk The Faculty (1998)! If you don't remember this movie, you won't believe the star-studded cast for this high school sci-fi horror film. Jordana Brewster, Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, and Jon Stewart are all in this and that's not even half of em! This movie holds a special, terrible, place in Ian's heart (really?) because he basically lived through this in middle school and high school...well...not the whole alien part, but damn, that would certainly have been less traumatizing! Help us out and subscribe/like/share Ian Hates Movies iTunes/Stitcher/your favorite podcast listening app! The links are below for iTunes and Stitcher! Does Ian Hate The Faculty...

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Ian Hates Movies Volume #15 (Jennifer's Body)

Ian Hates is coming at you again and continuing their discussion of women empowerment films! After the last volume with The Wicker Man (2006), Ian Hates tackles Jennifer's Body (2009)! Wait, did they just say they tackled Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried?!?!?! I'm sure Ian wishes...maybe even Kelly does too! Listen in as Ian and Kelly recap Diablo Cody's follow-up to Juno, remember that one? Jennifer's Body is a comedy/fantasy/horror film and this is right up Ian and Kelly's alley, but they're not giving away everything here in the description of the episode. Listen in and listen up because it's time for Ian Hates to explore Jennifer's Body...wait a second...Does Ian Hate Jennifer's Body...the sign off just doesn't sound right this time...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #14 (The Wicker Man-2006)

Yes, you read that right. Ian and Kelly CHOSE to do The Wicker Man (2006) starring the incomparable Nicolas Cage! We mention the version because it's a remake of what seems to be a much better movie, haha. NOT THE BEES!!!! MY EYES!!!!! Don't get the reference? Well you will soon, because Ian Hates also does impressions! Be ready for a fun ride because Ian and Kelly really enjoyed going through this movie believe it or not! Don't forget to subscribe/like/share on iTunes/Stitcher/your favorite podcast listening app! Does Ian Hate The Wicker Man (2006)...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #13 (The Big Hit)

Kelly is back from Japan! But...she does not like The Big Hit like she originally led Ian to believe...but Ian Hates likes it so it's still fun to talk about! The Big Hit is a quintessential 90's movie as well as a good, bad movie. Listen in to see what we mean. Mark Wahlberg and Lou Diamond Philips are hit men with clothes as loud as their weaponry! Sounds great right?!?!? Ian and Kelly also go off on their classic tangents! It wouldn't be a volume of Ian Hates Movies without that! Don't forget to subscribe/like/share on iTunes, Stitcher, or any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Doesn Ian Hate The Big Hit...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #12 (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice)

Welcome to the Ian Hates Movies BONUS episode! And, it's on Batman v Superman...sorry! The movie is so bad, I had to see it opening weekend obviously. But, at least once again the podcast is better than the movie! Kelly is still out in Japan, so we have Sarge and Eric guesting for this one and they're great. Even though the movie isn't good, they're still able to talk about how bad it is for almost the same amount of time, haha! If there's one thing all Ian Hates Movies it's tangents! Does Ian Hate Batman v Superman...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #11 (Leap Year)

This...is a really bad one folks...did Ian and Kelly lose a bet? No they did not, they do this all for you! You wanted it...you got it...but there really isn't much for Ian and Kelly to say to describe this episode except that it is EXPLICIT/UNCENSORED, haha. Do not listen to this loud at work because Ian and Kelly are not happy to be reviewing Leap Year! They do make it fun though, and you'll definitely enjoy this recap way more than you could ever enjoy the movie. That's for sure! Now that you hear what we can do with the worst, just wait and see what's to come! Don't forget to subscribe on iTunes and Stitcher and share us around with your friends, family, and complete strangers. We're not picky! Does Ian Hate Leap Year...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #10 (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

Finally! Ian and Kelly (@nerdygirlivy) actually review-cap (it's a new word I made up AND it's a play on words!) a good movie. Today, we review-cap (I did it again) Captain America: The Winter Soldier in honor of the Civil War trailer making the rounds! This is one of Kelly's favorite Marvel movies and she finally got Ian to watch it. While talking about it, they go off on so many tangents you'd think you were back in high school geometry class! Bu dum ch! But, what else is new? Remember to subscribe and rate us on iTunes and Stitcher! Does Ian Hate Captain America...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #9 (Hot Tub Time Machine 2)

Ugh...Ian and Kelly are back to talk Hot Tub Time Machine 2...why you ask? Because they're suckers for punishment of course. Don't let that dissuade you from listening to the show though! Ian and Kelly guarantee they put more entertainment into the show than anyone did for the actual movie! They of course go off on tangents because you'd have to, to keep your sanity! Looking for some venom (and not from the comic book)? Well here it is! On a side note, make sure to subscribe to Ian Hates on iTunes, Stitcher, and other podcast apps you may have! Does Ian Hate Hot Tub Time Machine 2...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #8 (RocknRolla)

Ian and Kelly are back and this week they're going over RocknRolla (2008). What an obscure movie you say...and you're right! Is it better than Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch...NOPE! But, that's just Ian's opinion. What's Kelly opinion? I think she's mad at Ian! That's what I think. They also go over the Razzies and random other tangents. It certainly wouldn't be an Ian Hates Movies Podcast (@ianhatespodcast) if they didn't Make sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and rate us on iTunes and Stitcher (as well as subscribe of course)! Does Ian Hate RocknRolla...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #7 (Entourage The Movie)

Ian and Kelly are back and they reluctantly trudge through the nothingness that is Entourage The Movie. You will enjoy this podcast way more than you'd ever enjoy the movie, trust us. You guys wanted some hating so here it is! Here are some questions about this movie:

1. Why was this made?
2. Did they actually have fun while making this? (It certainly didn't look that way)
3. Why would you waste your time with this when you can listen to Ian Hates make fun of it?

#jessicaalbasass...you'd get that if you saw the movie...or better yet, listen up! Also there are definitely some surprises in this episode...ever hear of brotips...

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Ian Hates Movies Volume #6 (Deadpool)

Ian and Kelly discuss the huge movie Deadpool! It's impossible to to quote the entire movie...but Ian and Kelly certainly do try! They talk about the movie industry in general and what the success of Deadpool could mean for the future...while using a lot of the same language Deadpool does! It's a step by step telling of the Deadpool story...just not as entertaining...Does Ian Hate Deadpool...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #5

Ian and Kelly recap and review the Razzie nominated (5 to be exact) movie Fantastic Four (2015). They actually make this movie interesting with their recap otherwise, this movie is a resounding "meh". They go into the backstory, issues on set, and the lack of chemistry in a movie based in chemistry and engineering! Anyway, give it a listen and you'll enjoy yourself. Does Ian hate Fantastic Four...

Ian Hates Movies Volume #4

Ian and Kelly review Turbo Kid (2015)! Kelly is live via Skype, so sometimes she's in and out, but always insightful. Here's the Turbo Kid synopsis:

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a comic book fan dons the persona of his favorite hero to save his enthusiastic friend and fight a tyrannical overlord. Sounds great right? Well, Ian and Kelly review and recap while going off in weird tangents and making obscure references as they are like to do.

Does Ian Hate Turbo Kid? Listen to find out! 

Ian Hates Movies Volume #3

Ian Hates Movies is back and so is Kelly! You may remember her from Star Wars fame. Ian and Kelly discuss the 2015 horror comedy or comedy horror movie The Final Girls. Ian recommends you see this movie, but feel free to listen to the podcast and enjoy the ride even before you see the official movie! It's the perfect way to keep you hyped up!